PASTA SALAD 
one package of Rotini pasta
some artificial crab/lobster meat
30 count cooked salad shrimp
1 cucumber chopped
1/2 red onion chopped
bottle of Italian dressing
Please bring water to a boil and add your Rotina pasta. Cook until tender do not overcook. When tender drain and let cool.
Chop all ingredients, except shrimp, into medium pieces and add to cooled pasta. Add Shrimp. Add Italian dressing to taste.
This could be PRELUDE or a meal in itself.